Thursday, June 28, 2012

I Remember... "Oh Shit"

This story really must start when I began working at Pick Up Stix, where Christian also worked. At the tender young age of 16 I had some church friends who were out of high school and more mentors than anything else. Shortly after I started working at Stix, two of these mentors separately gave me the same unsolicited advice: "stay away from Christian." They warned me of his womanizing ways [which eventually led to my first real conversation with Christian beginning with me saying "so, I hear you're a man-whore." True story.]. At the time I thought Christian was in his early twenties so I thought these warnings a bit preposterous. 


Fast forward about a year and a half.

About a month after Christian and I started hanging out, I decided it was time to confess my warm feelings for him to one of those wonderful mentors. This is how the conversation progressed:

Andrea: "Hey Mama, I have a confession to make."
Mama: "Okay..."
Andrea: "I have been hanging out with Christian Laws."
Mama: "Oh, honey, I don't care if you hang out with him, just as long as you don't like him."
Andrea: *silence*
Mama: "Oh, shit"

This mentor was very loving a protective toward me [and knew how easily my heart could be broken], so she was just doing her motherly duty by being concerned about this new relationship.

Once Christian and I officially started dating, every time I called Mama, the first thing out of her mouth would be "did you break up with him, yet?" No joke. She was very upset that I was quickly falling in love with this boy that had a sketchy track record. 

Two other people told me outright to break-up with Christian. 

Fast forward a couple of months, to when I was nearly inconsolable in Chicago.

I received a call from Mama. This is the first thing she said: "I like Christian. I hung out with him last night and I could tell that he really cares about you." I was so happy that she approved and that someone finally saw the Christian that I had come to know, a kind soul.

Fast forward six years, to today.

It is so funny to me now to think about Christians reputation within U4IC [our church's youth group]. Right now I know this really wonderful and generous husband who makes dinner, supports me when I get down about life and can frequently be caught snuggling with the kitties. It is so hard for me to reconcile this with his bad-boy reputation. It's pretty hilarious actually. Recently we were talking and he revealed a detail of his major transgression while in U4IC that I had previously not known and it shocked me that he could have made such a careless decision. Shame on you, young Christian, shame. 

 Sketchy track record and all, I love Christian. And we can laugh about the stupid decisions he made when he was just a young lad. I made poor choices, too, though they were more in the hairstyle and clothing realm. Silly, awkward young lass. 

Thursday, June 7, 2012

DIY: Homebrew Kombucha

 Have you been living under a rock and are unaware of what kombucha is? Well, good thing you have me to educate you ;). Kombucha is a fermented tea, usually green or back. Pretty simple, right? Right!


I started drinking the store-bought variety of kombucha daily a few years ago, but that was a short-lived endeavor once I realized that at about $2.70 a bottle it is an expensive habit [however beneficial it may be]. I had all but forgotten about the kombucha buzz when a very dear friend told me that she was brewing some herself and it sounded like a fun little experiment. A few short weeks later I had a very healthy and loved SCOBY [symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast] in my hot little hands [well, that would have been highly unsanitary. It was in a jar.] and I was ready to try my hand at home-brew kombucha.

It is markedly less expensive to make your own kombucha than it is to buy it. To make a gallon, it is about the price of 6 tea-bags and 1/4 cup of sugar. I'm sure I could be motivated to calculate that out into a nice low dollar amount compared with the $2.70 bottle amount, but I'm not. So...

Making kombucha is very easy and fun. If you were the dorky type of kid that grew salt or sugar crystals and checked on them every hour to see if they had grown, then you will love making kombucha. So, if you want to try it out, here is a basic recipe.

Home-Brew Kombucha

What you will need:

1 large glass jar [at least 1 gallon]*
1 cloth big enough to cover the opening of your jar** 
1 rubber band
Large stock-style pot
Wooden or plastic spoon

* I found a couple of mine at thrift stores [just make sure to clean it really well]. Also Ball makes a great 1 gallon jar you can find at Ace Hardware Stores, though I found it a bit pricy.
** Old sheets and tee-shirt work well for this purpose, but again wash them every well.

Ingredients:

4-6 bags of green or black tea [most flavored black and green teas will work as well, just not Earl Gray]
1/4 cup sugar [I use organic evaporated cane juice]*
1 gallon water
1 SCOBY and about 1 cup of tea that it was brewed in**

* If you are worried about the sugar content, you should know that in the final product there will be almost no simple sugar left because the SCOBY will have consumed it in the fermentation process. Also, now may be a good time to add that there may be a trace of alcohol in the final product as that is a result of the fermentation.

** This can be the hardest item to come by because you generally cannot buy one from the store [although our local organic market did sell "Kombucha Starter Kits" for a while, so it may be worth checking out]. If you do not have a friend that you can bum one off of, you can buy them online or perhaps on craigslist. You may even be able to score one for free if you request it on freecycle.org.

Okay, that was long-winded, but being concise is not generally one of my strong suits. On to the fun stuff.

1. Clean everything [jar, cloth, pot, spoon] very well with a NON-antibacterial soap, starting with your hands and arms [I like to pretend that I am going into surgery :)]. Please do not use antibacterial soap during this whole process, your SCOBY is a bacteria and you don't want to kill it. 'Nuff said? I find that the original blue Dawn works well. Place everything on a clean towel to air dry.

2. Fill pot with 1 gallon water and bring to a boil. Let it boil for 10 minutes with the lid on. 

3. Take pot off burner and stir in the sugar until it is dissolved. Add your tea bags and cover the pot with the lid. Wait... Like 5-8 hours or until the tea is room temp.

4. Clean your hands and arms again. 

5. Pour or place your scoby and the tea that it came with into the bottom of your jar. Remove the tea bags from your tea and add your tea to the jar. Cover with your cloth and secure with the rubber band.

6. Place your brewing kombucha on a shelf or counter where it will not be exposed to a lot of light and where it will stay at around 65 to 75 degrees. Though getting warmer than that does not seem to matter much. My SCOBY actually thrived while living with my mom, who likes to keep the house at a hellish 90 degrees. I would be more concerned about it getting much colder than 65 degrees.

7. Wait again. This time for 2 to 4 weeks. I brew mine for 4 weeks because I like it less sweet. You can taste it at 2 weeks and beyond to decide how long you want it to ferment. During this time your tea should begin to form a new SCOBY on top of the tea. That is good and completely normal.

8. At this point you have the option of harvesting your kombucha as is or putting it through a second bottled fermentation. I have only recently started bottling, so I will not go into that now. I will give instructions on that later when I have a better grasp of it. So for the purposes of this basic process, here are the final instructions: Pour your kombucha into a glass container with a plastic lid [or several smaller glass containers] and place in the refrigerator. Save about a cup of the tea and your SCOBY to brew your next batch. At this point you should have two SCOBYs, you can give the extra one away or brew two at the same time. Serve chilled. 

9. Enjoy the fruits of your labor!

  I may be a little over zealous and paranoid about the cleaning, but better safe than sorry. You are working with a bacteria, you don't want to add anything harmful to that and then encourage growth. That could be bad. Please be careful and if your SCOBY starts growing something weird, investigate, and perhaps chalk it up to a fail. I don't mean for this to be scary, but I don't want anyone's carelessness to harm them. Plenty of people brew kombucha every day and are fine, it is not a difficult process. Just use your judgement. I found that googling images of healthy kombucha SCOBYs when I was in doubt helped a lot. I understand it is hard when you first start out because you don't have any idea of what is normal or abnormal, so feel free to contact me with any questions. I encourage you to try it out, you will get the hang of it and learn what a healthy SCOBY looks like.

Brewing kombucha can be so much fun! Don't let the bacteria scare you off, I have never had to throw out a SCOBY. Try it. You will have fun! 

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

So You Wanna Eat Super Healthy & Super Cheap

If you want to eat cheap and healthy while still enjoying wonderful flavor and variety, you just have to do one thing: Marry Christian. 

Over the past month and a half Christian and I have given up sugar and gluten, and we are also trying to stay away from any processed food. And yet, we are still completely enjoying the food that we eat because Christian is a talented cook.  [I am kinda jealous of him. I used to be the cook, but he has far out-shined me as the superior chef.]


I will post specific recipes as we proceed, but I just wanted to introduce you all to one of the many benefits of living with Christian.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Six Years Ago...

 ...the U.S. was having a bad day with Daniel Powter, rooting for Ricky Bobby at Talladega Nights, falling in love with a charming new serial killer known as Dexter, launching New Horizons spacecraft to Pulto, and mourning the loss of everyone's favorite Aussi and crocodile hunter. But most importantly Christian and I were falling in love. And we decided to celebrate that on May 20 [I know, I am writing this a bit late, oh well].

I already wrote about the trail we hiked that morning [here], which was absolutely beautiful.

Then, we walked around downtown just kind of exploring for a few hours. It happened to be a gloriously warm and gorgeous day.

We decided to treat each other to a couple of things each of us had wanted for a while.

This is the cast iron skillet Christian wanted. He was really excited to have a smaller version of his existing cast iron. He has already made tasty use of it, so I think it was a worthwhile investment.


And the herbs I wanted.


And more herbs. Christian will eventually be able to use these to make even tastier dishes. [He is a completely awesome cook, by the way, but more on that another time.]


And finally we went out to enjoy some sushi, which was utterly wonderful. There is just nothing that satisfies like plumb saki, salmon and cream cheese. Mmmm.


We had a really awesome "togetherness" anniversary. I think it still somewhat confuses Christian that I want to celebrate both our wedding anniversary and this anniversary, but he enjoys it.

<3